he said what?

john says a lot of funny things. here is a short list of his funniest:

anatomy: in john's world a forehead is called a "poi-head"

flatulence: "when you toot, your tushy is saying: go potty, go potty, go potty."

obedience: "it's hard to be good when gilly is around."

famous people: "wait a minute. did you say yoshi? i know him!"

introductions: after meeting gillian for the first time, he said "where's cooper?"

bieber: "i don't like justin bieber. only girls like justin bieber."

furniture: john don't sit on the table. "but mommy, it's my table!"

yard work: "daddy, we need a monkey to help us. he could climb up the tree and cut the branch."

television: "daddy, do you want to watch clues clues? it's really cool!"

hot food: "mommy, my dinner is hot. put it in the refrigerator it will make it cold. you gotta trust me."

pets: "i wish i had a dragon."

proper names: john thinks and says his full name is "john daniel locascio big brother to gillian"