Funnies

Here are a few quick funnies from this week:

Yesterday, John wanted to wear his sunglasses to school. Well, he thinks they are sunglasses. They are actually tinted safety glasses that Chuckie gave him. Anyway, he wore them to school and he told his teacher "I wore my glasses today! They are black!"

Gillian counting her babies tonight, "Two, five, six!" There were three babies.

On our way to school today, John noticed that the moon was still out. He said "Mom! The moon and the sun are following us! Go faster! We gotta get away!" Gillian didn't hesitate either. She yelled "Mommy! The sun and moon gunna get us! Oh no!" I asked them how I would be able to get away from the moon and the sun because they are so big. John said "And they are so far away. And you know what? We can't go near the sun! Because its so hot. Maybe they aren't chasing us!"

At dinner tonight, I told Gillian that she needed to eat more chicken. She said "Aw shucks. I not going to eat it." And pushed her plate away.