The story

Daddy picked up Gillian from school today. In the car she asked "Where's Mommy?" Daddy said "Who? My Mommy?" Gillian said "No, my Mommy. My Mommy makes us tasty things to eat." Daddy said "Yes, you have a wonderful Mommy." Gillian continued "I like the things she makes. But Johnny doesn't. He doesn't like broccoli with cheese. But I do." 

Daddy told me this story at the dinner table tonight. John pouted. I asked him "What's the matter?" "Well that's not very nice. I like broccoli with cheese. She is not nice." We said "She is just being silly. You shouldn't be mad at her." He seemed to be okay after that. 

Later Gillian and I were snuggling on the couch. John was bringing me my cell phone. He decided to throw it to me. But instead of getting to me the phone hit Gillian in the head. She cried and John got even.