Boys will be boys

This morning Daddy told me to ask John if his armpits smelled.  I thought the request was a little odd, but it turned out to be a funny story.  I went into John's room to help him pick out some shorts that matched his shirt and I casually asked him "John, do your armpits smell?"  John smiled at me, and said "No!"  Then he picked up his arm and stuck his nose in his armpit and sniffed.  "Nope!  Smells good!"  I asked him why he smelt so good.  He said "Last night, Daddy let me use his armpit soap!"  I said "What happens when I'm not up here with you guys?"  He said "We do what we wanna!" 

Later I got the full story from Daddy.  Before John's shower last night, he pointed at Daddy's deodorant and asked if he could use some.  Daddy told him yes.  John thought that it was soap to be used in the shower, but Daddy told him it was to make sure you didn't get stinky.  So Daddy put a little under his arms after his shower.  John giggled the whole time, because it tickled.